Women are divided into two types: married and unmarried, while men are divided into two types: voluntary marriage and forced marriage. 1. What is an optimist& quot; This&hellip& hellip; Just like a teapot, his buttocks are burning red, and he still has the mood to whistle& quot; 2. The person who burns incense may not necessarily be a monk, but may also be a panda 3. First couplet: Recalling the past, red rice, pumpkin soup, one wife, and a group of children. Second couplet: Looking at the present, white rice, Wang Ba soup, one child, and a group of wives. 4. Is work boring? Flip coins to play, go online on the front, sleep on the back, work on the upright, work hard on the tilt, apply for overtime if you smash them, and if you throw two coins, then throw them every day! 5. Double mindedness: reassuring parents, making loved ones happy, making leaders worry free, being kind to women, and being casual with men. 6. If you see the shadow in front of you, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you. 7. If eating more fish can make people smarter, then I must have eaten at least one pair of whales&hellip& hellip; 8. If it hadn't happened to oneself, then this thing would have been so funny. 9. The Ninja Turtle said:; If you want to live a decent life, you have to wear some green on your back& rdquo; 10. The most exciting moment in life is not the moment of realizing dreams, but the process of persisting in dreams! 11. Life is sometimes like a computer, saying it crashes and then it crashes without discussion. 12. The success of life does not lie in obtaining a good deck of cards, but in how to play bad cards well. 13. I don't know how to play music, chess, calligraphy, and painting, and I find laundry and cooking tiring. 14. Money is not a problem, the problem is no money! 15. Money, money, you * * * *, you make money. 16. The person riding a white horse may not necessarily be a prince, he may be a Tang monk; Winged ones may not necessarily be angels& mdash; Mom said, that's a birdman. 17. Actually, I am a genius, but unfortunately, heaven envies talents! 18. Friends are like quilts, what truly warms you is your own body temperature. 19. Among all gifts, women believe that flowers are the most valuable because men must overcome the shyness of holding flowers and walking on the streets when giving them to women. 20. Women show their generosity first, but men dare not be stingy.