w.haolusi.com April Fool's Day Confession Trick Copywriting 1. Does anyone have a job shortage? I am attracting people to like me. 2. Whether it's fishing, taking over, or doing a spare tire, I can't live a single day anymore. 3. Let's have a romantic relationship when we have time, but if we don't have time, I'll continue to have a crush on you. 4. Your good brother is going to mold if he leaves it there, can he still give birth on his own? Why are you hiding and not pushing me. 5. I probably don't want to be in love, maybe I just want to find a body that I like to sleep with, eat together, and have a spiritual support, that's all. 6. I'm satisfied. Why is it that someone else's search for a partner is like calling the police? It takes more than ten minutes to find someone, but when I find someone, your mother seems to solve a case without any clues. 7. Jelly, I choose the happy man, love, I choose not to be lost. 8. There's no time to explain, the child needs a father. 9. My emotional journey is not smooth? Who said that? It's clear that there hasn't been any along the way. 10. The boys sitting here, if you don't fall in love with me, I'll beat Ultraman to death. 11. How do I get you, sack or sweet words? 12. Being proactive is already the limit of my expression towards what I love. 13. Every boy should have a girlfriend, if you don't, then I am. 14. I hope you pay attention, don't think that I am usually a good talker and can easily mess with others. If you really make me angry, I will find you to mess with. 15. Is it convenient to scan the code and add a WeChat account? Support my love career. 16. Please date me on the premise of getting married. 17. Are you dealing with objects? Beijing household registration, six villas, three Ferraris, with billions of assets in hand. Your name can be written on it. If you think I'm in the way, I can die sooner. 18. If you are not in a relationship, please push my WeChat to someone in need. Thank you. 19. Men only affect my cooking speed, so I threw away the food and had some men. 20. I hope my oddity can become someone's cocoa love in their eyes. 21. Can you please replace the red line with a cable next time, Mr. Yue? Both incoming and not easily disconnected. 22. I like you not only because of your ambition, but also because of your unfaithful nature. 23. Is there anyone willing to be my social media agent? In the future, I will send you every Moment for review first. 24. I really want to fall in love, and I wish I could step on eight boats to show my determination to love. 25. I don't understand, how can some people have dozens of criteria for choosing a spouse? Is there anyone who sympathizes and sympathizes with me, just one standard? Find a partner, kind-hearted person. I have tried mangoes, apples, kiwifruit, dragon fruit, avocado, and virgin fruit. May I ask when I can try the forbidden fruit of love. 27. I really like you. If you actively pursue me, I will consider it and hope you don't disrespect me. Otherwise, I will kneel down and beg you. 28. Served, why is it that someone else's search for a partner is like calling the police? It takes more than ten minutes to find a partner, and finding one is like solving a case, with no clues at all. 29. I have saved my second ice cream at McDonald's for you to eat. 30. Suddenly, I miss my boyfriend so much that I don't know if he has eaten or not. What did he do today? Where do you live? How old are you? What is called?